When Minerals Rule the Office

Scene Setup:

• An office environment where desks and chairs are literally made of giant mineral chunks.
• Employees dressed in business attire struggling to work with heavy rock 'furniture.'
• A manager with an enthusiastic attitude carrying a clipboard and 'mineral supply list.'

Character Interaction:

• One employee, overwhelmed, futilely tries to balance a boulder on their desk while exclaiming, 'Can someone remind me why we're using rocks as office supplies?'
• The manager, with a huge grin, retorts, 'Just think of it as sustainable capitalism!'

Humorous Twist:

• The overwhelmed employee holds up a chunk of quartz and quips, 'At least this mineral pays its own way!'
• The office coffee machine is also a 'rock-based' model that employees complain about.

This scenario plays on the absurdity of incorporating minerals into the workplace, showcasing the trials of balancing professionalism with humor while promoting sustainable practices.