

Picture Donald Trump on a soccer field, decked out in a bright orange jersey. Every time he takes a shot on goal, a bunch of opponents stop him with exaggerated yoga poses, smirking as they parry his every move.
Trump, with an intense, determined expression, insists that he will score. Each time he fails, he dramatically raises his arms as if he’s about to give a motivational speech to the crowd, who are chuckling at the absurdity.
